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the secret to immortality is pressing B every time you have a birthday
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You know when you love a friend but they’re super annoying and inappropriate for months at a time and you really really don’t like them very much? Stoooop texting me I am so bad at hiding my irritation.
What happens when Harry Potter and Mean Girls collide.
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is one of the best things I’ve ever seen
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